AISubs v3.7
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- You're welcome. - Do you know about DNA?
- Yeah, I know. - Yeah, I know.
It's like a fried potato, right?
- What's a fried potato? - A onion ring?
DNA is information about what kind of person you are.
DNA is genetic information.
It's information that can't be changed with effort.
- Like your character rank? - Yeah, something like that.
Don't you want to know about your character rank?
- Of course we want to know! - Yeah, we want to know!
Genetic information is still a mystery, so it's not something you can decide easily.
But partially, people with this kind of information have a tendency to be like this.
There are people who know this to some extent.
- This time, we're wearing blue clothes over there. - Yeah.
- He's going to analyze genetic information for us. - Yeah.
- He's going to poison us! - Yeah, he's going to make a lawn.
- Yeah, he's going to poison us. - Yeah, he's going to make a lawn.
If you say "fractal," I might get fired.
- Five of you might get fired. - Yeah, he's annoying.
But genetic information is scary, so depending on how you treat it...
- It could lead to dementia or other cognitive problems. - Yeah, you're a good boy.
So we're not going to be that harsh this time.
- We're going to investigate cuter and more frank information. - Oh, I see.
By the way, this doesn't have anything to do with what we just talked about.
- Did you wash your hands? - Not at all.
- We're also going to check how much bacteria you have. - Oh!
- We shake hands with a lot of people in the same room. - Yeah.
- We don't want to be around fat people. - Yeah.
- So we're going to expose the fat people. - Oh!
I have the image that Tetsuya is dirty, but in reality, Ryo-kun is really dirty.
- It's possible. - Yeah, it's possible.
- It's surprising that you show up with sweat on your hands. - Yeah.
- It's always like that. - Yeah, it's important.
So we're going to stay here tonight, wait for the results of the night, and announce them tomorrow morning.
- Okay. - Okay, Doctor, let's do it.
- I'm going to check it out. - Okay.
- Oh, you're kidding me, right? - No, I'm not.
- It's already been taken, right? - Your information has already been completely taken, right?
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
- Ah, both of your genes have been taken. - Ah, this is going to be sold to Madam of Heaven.
- It's really long, but I don't know how to say it, so I'll end it here. - I don't know which one it is.
- Do you have any pain because you haven't brushed your teeth? - No, I don't think so.
- It's okay if you say it stinks. - You just said your genes stink, didn't you?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Yes, you! You were about to say it stinks.
- Shut up! - The comments are always like... - It stinks.
- You always say it stinks. - I know what you're saying.
- Is it because it stinks? - But you can't help it because you haven't brushed your teeth.
- Damn it! - It stinks! - It stinks! - It stinks!
- I'll announce the one who smelled the worst. - That's right.
- It's long. - It's weird. - It's a weird time.
- I feel like there's something on my cheek. - What? - Does it stink? - Is it your mouth?
- Your mouth? - Is it your nostrils? - Is it your nostrils?
- I just saw him drinking alcohol. - Did you know about it? - Let's call Enmanuel Enzal!
- Let's balance it out. - I'm going to get the dirtiest! - Everyone touched their genitals!
- Damn it!
- This is good enough. - It's dirty enough for alcohol disinfection to disappear.
- I don't have any complaints about it. - It's important for you to brush your teeth.
- I mean, it's this time of the year. - You hate it, don't you?
- I get mad when you do it to me. - You're worried about it!
- Let me see. From this gap... - Okay. - Wow!
- Can you tell just by looking at it? - It's got a lot of money on it.
- Actually, I like poop a lot. - You love poop, don't you?
- Actually, I only have money for everything. - I like that.
- But isn't it embarrassing if it's not so dirty that you'll die?
- We're going to increase the number of times.
- I think we'll be able to make a really gross image that's been raised for 48 hours.
- For now, let's see the results in 12 hours.
- Okay, so let's wait until tomorrow morning.
- Good morning and thank you for your hard work.
- Good morning.
- The results of the second year have been released.
- Since we can't make a mistake, we're going to have the doctor explain the results to us.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- What will we know about DNA this time?
- There are three items in total.
- The first one is the number of repeats of "cag".
- I see, the number of repeats of "cag". - I want to know more about it.
- What does "cag" stand for?
- Criminal Agent Gigi, right?
- In our genes, "cag" is repeated over and over again.
- Depending on how many times "cag" is repeated, it's possible for men to develop deformity in the future.
- Wow!
- I'm curious about that.
- 24 is the best number.
- Can we get started with the results now?
- By the way, Toshimitsu is also doing "ah" this time.
- Out of the six of you, who has the hardest and easiest time developing deformity is Toshimitsu.
- We also have the results of Nitoro-kun.
- By the way, Nitoro-kun has repeated "cag" 23 times.
- Wow! - That's not bad at all!
- I'll announce the results.
- The same number of times three people repeated "cag" at the same time.
- Wow! - That's not bad at all!
- The same number of times four people repeated "cag" at the same time.
- How many times was it? - It was 23 times.
- Wow! - What?!
- The first one is Ryo-kun.
- Wow!
- The second one is Rushi-kun.
- Wow!
- The third one is Shibai-kun.
- Wow!
- We won't say much about it.
- It's been two years since we last met. - It's been two years since we last met.
- Really? - I'm really surprised.
- You're brave. - Thank you.
- You're a professional Shibai. We did it! - We did it!
- The third one is Tetsuya. - Wow!
- His number of repeats is 26. - Wow!
- His number of repeats is 28. - What's going on with you?
- He hasn't been called yet. - He hasn't been called yet.
- The second one is... - Yes?
- His number of repeats is 28. - Wow!
- Is it high or low? - It's high.
- It's easy to raise, right? - It's easy to raise, right?
- His number of repeats is 50. - Wow!
- Huh? - Did I get first place?
- You did. - Huh?
- Yomemaru is first place and his number of repeats is 19.
- Huh? - Huh?
- His number of repeats is 5. - It's low.
- It doesn't matter if it's low or high. - That's right.
- I'll be careful. - Please be careful.
- I'm scared. - I'm glad you said it.
- I'm cold. - I'm cold.
- The next one is... - Yes?
- The next one is ALDH2. - It's a long name.
- It's ALDH2. - Huh?
- It's about how much acetaldehyde is released. - I see.
- It's about whether you can drink alcohol or not. - Oh!
- On the other hand, it's about whether it's easy or difficult to get drunk for two days. - Wow!
- There are three patterns. - Yes.
- People who can drink a lot of tea, people who can't drink at all, and people who can drink a little. - Wow!
- It's about 50% of Japanese people can drink tea. - Huh?
- Huh?
- Japanese people are one of them. - It's 100% of white and black people.
- Wow! - I see.
- It's 2 and 6 and 4. It's a wild homo, so it's a drinkable type. - Oh!
- Wild homo. - I was curious about the name.
- I see. - If you say "hetero", you can't drink it.
- I see. - Yes.
- First of all, it's Tetsuya. It's a wild homo.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's a wild homo. - I thought so.
- This is definitely a wild homo. - Let's call it "wild homo".
- Hehehe! - That may be true.
- It's a wild homo, so it's a drinkable type. - What is "wild homo"?
- I'm Toshimitsu. - Yes. - I'm a wild homo. - I see.
- You two are... - I'm Yoshino. - I'm Yuburuwaru. - Yes. - I'm a wild homo. - I see.
- You've played this far. - Wild homo. - It's obvious. - It's from here.
- Next up is Shibayu. - I'm hetero. - What?!
- Hetero! - Hetero! - Hetero! - Hetero!
- It's a medium type, so it's a drinkable type. - Oh...
- That's right. That's amazing. - I've been thinking about it. - I see.
- Next up is Mushi-kun. - I'm a wild homo. - I see.
- I'm Ryo. - I'm hetero. - Wow! - That's amazing!
- That's long. - You're very good at this. - I'm hetero, so I can't do it.
- You can say it. - You can say it.
- And the last test subject is... - I'm a serotonin transporter. - Yes, yes, yes.
- In short, it's either easy to get sick or optimistic. - Wow!
- That's embarrassing. - And "easy to get sick" is...
- To be precise, it's easy to have a negative desire for avoidance. - I see.
- So, it's often scary to be denied and unable to speak up. - Oh...
- There are three patterns of optimistic thinking, pessimistic thinking, and that medium thinking. - I see.
- As a YouTuber, I'm troubled if I'm not optimistic. - I see.
- I want to be optimistic. - By the way, let's start with "nitro".
- I think "nitro" is very optimistic. - I don't think it's optimistic at all.
- "Nitro" is "ss" type, so it's optimistic. - Oh! - It's "ss" type.
- I'm going to get it right. - I'm scared!
- Give me your number. - Give me your number. - Me? - Yes, you.
- I'm scared. - First of all, it's "sl" type medium type. - Oh! - I see.
- I think it's "sl" type. - I think it's "sl" type medium type.
- Let's move on. - Yes. - Next is "shimizu".
"shimizu" is "ll" type. - Of course. - That's for sure. - I see. - He's indeed strict. - Oh, I see. - Yes. - Next is "imemaru". - Yes. - It's "sl" type. - Oh, this is medium type. - I wasn't really... I wanted to be either one. - It's "shiba inu". - Oh, "shiba inu" is kind of bad "ll".
- That's totally possible. - No way!
- I don't know which one. - It's either S or L-shaped.
- Oh! - Both of them.
- It's Mushi-kun, right? - Yes.
- Yes, Mushi-kun is S or L-shaped. - Oh!
- Then it's Ryo-kun. - Yes.
- Ryo-kun is S or L-shaped. - Oh!
- I see, I see. - Yeah.
- So, out of the Tokai Oni members,
- Eriiro is the oldest. - Hmm...
- The rest of them are S or L-shaped,
- and for some reason, Nito-kun is S or L-shaped.
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's amazing!
- There's a difference between Toshimitsu and Nito.
- Nito is S or L-shaped,
- and Nito is S or L-shaped,
- so he's looking at you with optimism.
- He's like, "Stop it!"
- But Toshimitsu isn't like that.
- Hey! - He's removing his anxiety.
- Hahaha!
- By the way, up to this point,
- we haven't given you any genetic information.
- We haven't? - No.
- You've already done that. - Oh!
- I'm going to expose you.
- I see.
- I'm not going to reveal you in a dirty order,
- but I'm going to reveal you in a clean order.
- Okay.
- So cool!
- I want first place!
- By the way,
- in 12 hours,
- it might change again in 48 hours.
- Oh, I see.
- So I'm going to reveal you as an intermediate group.
- The most beautiful person.
- Among the members,
- it's Mushi-kun.
You guys are so dirty!
Wash your hands every day!
You should brush your teeth too!
- Because you have small hands! - Because you have small hands!
Even though I was doing it just before,
if you're not doing it, you're too dirty.
- No, you're dirty. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're dirty.
Why are you giving me an opinion here?
- Okay, last one. - Last one.
- I'm counting on you. - It's Tetsuya.
Damn it!
My hands are beautiful!
More beautiful than Ryo's!
It's true that Tetsuya's hands are more beautiful than Ryo's.
- No, it's just that moment. - No, it's just that moment.
- Don't panic.
- I touched your heart and wrote your anus! - Of course!
- It was really dirty. - It was really dirty.
- But you guys are still second place! - That's amazing.
- That's amazing.
- Last one. - Last one.
- Shibai. - Shibai!
- Damn it!
- 10th or 4th place, beautiful group! - Beautiful!
- Well, well. - Beautiful.
- As you can see. - 4th place, right?
- It's Yumemori. - Oh!
- Your anus wasn't that dirty. - No, it's 4th place.
- It's dirty. - It's dirty.
- Let's choose the most dirty person. - Yes.
- Let's choose the most dirty person.
- 10th or 4th place is... - 10th or 4th place is...
- Ryo. - No!
- But I don't feel like it. - Ryo!
- I can't do this! - No!
- It's just that moment! - No!
- Don't panic like that! - It's not that dirty!
- It's not dirty at all!
- I see. - That's the result.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you for today! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Bye! - Bye!
- Beautiful. - Beautiful.